
Alright, you primitive screwheads,
listen up!
You're in a strange land, with
strange people, and you're not thinking too clearly. The
natives are suspicious, the leaders hostile, the priests cryptic, and
no one's bathed in months. Advanced tech is a hole in the
ground filled with sewage. The basic food groups are roasted
haunch, moldy bread, and watered-down wine.
Getting home ain't going to happen
anytime soon. First you need to find some stupid book, then
recite some stupid phrase, then bring the stupid book back to the
stupid castle. Heck, there's probably a bunch of other stupid
stuff you have to do. Just nobody's told you about that yet.
Oh, and then there's the army of
undead just over the hill looking to gnaw on your soul!
Ash: Thats
it. Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama.
Me! Im through runnin. I say we stay here and
fight it out!
Arthur: Are all
men from the future loudmouth braggarts?
Ash: Nope.
Just me baby . . . just me.
Inside this swank beauty,
well show you how to put the dead in deadite. Here, you
will find:
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An introduction to roleplaying and
the Army of Darkness story.
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A guide to character creation,
including ready-to-play champions and companions, as well as specs on
the Army of Darkness Cast, for your quick-play pleasure.
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The Army of Darkness Unisystem,
streamlined for cinematic action and adventure.
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Guidelines for bringing the little
people together, training them, and pitting them against the forces
of evil.
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Blow-by-blow instructions for
creating Army of Darkness roleplaying game sessions.
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A rundown on the Army of Darkness
setting, places, people, events, including details on evil clones,
demons, undead, and other critters.
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Fleshed-out new setting
suggestions, taking your Army of Darkness game in freshly gruesome directions.
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A complete adventure to get the
horror and hilarity under way right away.
Army of Darkness
Card Game
Suggested Retail Price: $20.00
(US)
Order Code: EDN6310
ISBN: 1-891153-19-6
Designed by M.
Alexander Jurkat and George Vasilakos
Release Date: NOW
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Find the Necromonicon.
Recite the passages.
Dispel the evil.
Simple, right? Take 2 to 4 of your "friends"
and try to save the world, while trying to stop each other from doing
it first. With awesome images and quotes from the movie, this fast
paced game can be played in 30-45 minutes and will bring much
laughter to a dull evening.